02 What's in a Newt Name? The Gloriously Unhinged Art of Letting Kids Name Their Amphibians
From 'Sir Blobsworth the Magnificent' to 'Kevin,' the names kids give their newts are a window straight into the beautiful chaos of the childhood imagination. We rounded up the funniest, weirdest, and most oddly poetic newt names in the land — and we built a naming guide so your kid never has to settle for something boring ever again.